Facebook Special Sms 2015 Latest Facebook Status , Jokes

                                      




1) I commented on her status:- 
"happy holi"
She:- Same to you.
I edited my comment and changed to 
" I Love You"
*BLOCKED*


2) Mosquito Song
Bhige pankh mere.
Pyasa dank mera.
Lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera.
Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzar.
Tujhe subha tak main suja doonga yaar... 
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HO HO HOO


3) bhikari: Bahen Bhuka Hu
bhagwan KE Naam PE Khana De Do
Behan: Khana Abi Ni Paka
bhikari: FaceBook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se H
khana Pak Jae To Wall Pe Update Kar Dena




4) Boy Sends Friend Request To Girl On Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn Ho Tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl :- Chahte Kya Ho ?
Boy : Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl:- Pachtaoge Tum.
Boy :- Kismat Hamari.
Girl :- Married Hoon Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.



5) Girl Friend : Muje maaf kar do mein ne tum se chhupaya k meri mangni ho chuki hy
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Boy friend : Arre pagli koi baat nahi chal aj mein tuje apnay bacho se milwata hun

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